Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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