i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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