Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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