was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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