I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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