so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
