She announced her abortion via fbk
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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