doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize