come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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