The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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