that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
