Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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