I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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