let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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