I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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