this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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