I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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