another moral hangover. fuck.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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