Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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