dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
porn star boner night. come get it.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I want a musical about memes.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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