Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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