no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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