Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
as a side note pls kill me
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