didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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