Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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