So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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