Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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