The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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