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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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