Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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