Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
