hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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