from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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