Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
This show inspires me to have sex in space
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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