'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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