idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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