I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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