I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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