she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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