: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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