I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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