I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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