I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize