got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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