i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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