so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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