but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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