You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
