I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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