Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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