Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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