i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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