dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Pappa wants mamma naked
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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