do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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