I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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