Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Randomize
