He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Randomize
