god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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