Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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